madd-catter:

writing-prompt-s:

You click “sign up” and enter your name. Unbeknownst to you, you’ve mistyped the URL- you’re signing up for an account on Faebook. 

I misread it and thought it was saying “Facebook” and I still thought “oh god”

message to all bitches

siyoon:

irenigg:

please survive

why this post say the source is cnn???

agent-flexas:

“Gays can’t drive” posts drive me nuts. Everyone knows that Gays have their Designated Gay who learned how to drive, and now does all the driving.

babyanimalgifs:

Mama husky ran out of ink while giving birth

librabutch:

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

Halloween is almost over. You know what that means!

po–lit–ics:

angrybeardedbastard:

pepperapb:

ambivalencerelations:

inquisitivemoth:

raisehelia:

MOTHER

FUCKIN

HANUKKAH 

SEASON

Originally posted by pbstv

YEAH!

To all my Jewish followers: Happy Hanukkah!!

>Hannukah season

I… I approve.

To any of my followers that are jewish, I hope you have a happy Hanukkah! X3

(a bit early if what i’m looking up is correct… but if christmas is allowed this far back, then sure as shotting so should Hanukkah. X3 )

All my Jewish peeps

I feel so bad for thanksgiving. Like no one ever cares about it.

plutoniarch:

crazyclowntime:

lntelligent:

“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this

As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this

This fuckin aged like milk

stayforthecredits:

(via The Superweirdo Behind ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ - The New York Times)

The good Watson had at the time deserted me for a wife, the only selfish action which I can recall in our association